suddenly realizing your friend sent you a message hours ago and you’ve just been accidentally ignoring them the entire time
(Source: piglii)
dis fuckin bitch
The most horrific thing about getting close to someone is the thought that at any point, they could lose complete interest in you
lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Relevant
I don’t know about you
but I’m feeling
having a good url is the #1 way to trick people into thinking ur a good blog
when you like someone but you know there is literally a 0% chance they like you back
(Source: tricksta-med)
